• Please, contribute interesting analytical writings you come across the web pertaining to Somalia and the Horn of Africa. Don't forget to include a cover image at the top of your post for visual appeal and a link to the source. You are welcome to post your own opinion pieces.

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    A Somali guy getting attacked by two bitches

    Kkkkk "abdullahi iga qabo nacalada"
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    What was that one time you just walked away

    I remember when I was 14 I was out playing basketball in the summer. It was around 7 and it was getting kinda dark so I decided to head home because this was the drug dealing hour. To set the scene, the sky was a typical pink, it was that kind of warm you get after a hot day and it had the weird...
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    MAGA bitch gets COVID-19 after calling it a liberal hoax

    Of course it's some obese white woman, kkkkkk that transition form buuran cadaan bitches agreeing with her to a gofundme for her funeral was the funniest shit I've seen in weeks. This level of irony is truly amazing.:dead:
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    Tiger at Bronx Zoo tests positive for COVID-19

    A 4-year-old tiger at the Bronx zoo has tested positive for coronavirus. (Wildlife Conservation Society) NEW YORK — A 4-year-old tiger at the Bronx zoo has tested positive for coronavirus. The female Malayan tiger, her sister, two Amur tigers and three African lions had developed a dry cough...
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    You ever feel bad

    When you see East Asian people being avoided in public or people bringing their sleeves or shirt to cover their face when next to them? I mean I felt bad for a second when I saw it happen till I remembered getting eyed and followed around in a Chinese store because all I wanted was a ramen and...
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    Those Twitter transformation videos

    That second one was definitely unexpected. I thought the night would get a gayer look or something not go full tranny.
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    America sets a new record with COVID

    Apparently it's spreading rapidly because @Disappointed has been doing hit & runs on cadaan people from alleyways while wearing a hoodie to conceal his identity of course it was all done with his weapon of choice: his sneezes. African hoteps have no moved onto biological warfare in an...
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    How do you come out of a recession fine?

    What's the best way to survive a recession? Is it saving, investing or buying property and wrangling out shekels from poor folks through extortionate rent? Or is it a mix. Are there any professions that are recession proof or should you just get over to country that's still going strong.
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    Cambuulo is nasty

    I don't care if someone says the usual "put saliid macsar on it it's macaan" it's the most gaajo shit I've ever eaten. I remember there was a time where even when I was starving I refused to eat it, it's like eating millions of little tiny potatoes with no flavouring whatsoever. You can put...
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    Some Somali guy pissed off a madow woman

    https://reddit.app.link/7gqJt2E7k5 forget the fat black woman insulting this guy, his laugh is glorious. Reminds me of arma and his accent. Yo @sigisty seven @GeelJirito1 you need to hear it
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    Woman lights a sparkler out of her ass while family is in the room [NSFL]

    This shit was so ghetto I had to share it with you guys, honestly I don't even have the words for how weird this is. I mean what the fuck?:wtf: I feel sorry for those kids wallahi, they're fucked in life from an early age. Apparently she got her eldest kid to hold the camera. The amount of...
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    What have you guys stocked up on for the lockdown?

    Because some of us are too bourgeoisie too resort to cannibalism (wake up sheeple it's the future) I assume some of you folks are stocking up to outlast the Italian virus. Personally it's just essentials for me. milk, sugar, flour, tea, eggs, salt/xawaaji/, rice, pasta and sauces. I heard...
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    If society collapsed and food was scarce would you resort to cannibalism?

    This Corona virus shit got me thinking. Would I be prepared to eat someone if I was starving in a societal collapse. Honestly it probably wouldn't taste good and if society ever recovered people would probably go "Ayo This nigga ate a human bean" in the case of you qabilist weirdos you might...
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    How's your week going?

    It's a Thursday and I feel lazy as hell. I haven't really done anything lately. Banged out a few games, played basketball and ran when I saw the police. Kebab shop closed down so now I feel like crap, t'was a blessed shop wallahi. I started watching the anime Darker than Black, its been good so...
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    Tiktok is cursed

    It's like someone got that lawyer from the boondocks then slapped into the soul of a man who wants to be an instathot. This is why I ain't ever gonna have kids, imagine they turn out like this? Can't have that wallahi. Not even taking him to Somalia will fix this shit.
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    DIY projects

    You guys ever thought of working on some sort of DIY project? I guess the most I've done is just fixing shit like PC's, furniture and playing around with lasers. Recently I've thought about creating a handheld laser gun in the tens of watts but the problem is where the fuck do I get parts that...
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    Are those N&N bots real

    I got dm'ed by a N&N K-pop weirdo, I don't think that's a rare combination any more. He was calling me a isaaq or hawiye in the thread and now I come from lascaanood. Who you gonna call a hit on anyway? I don't even know em myself. forget all that. You went through my account and came to the...
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    Harvey Weinstein got COVID-19

    ALBANY — Oscar-winning movie producer Harvey Weinstein, now one of New York's most notorious prison inmates after being sentenced for sexual assault, has tested positive for the COVID-19 virus, according to officials connected to the state prison system. Weinstein, who turned 68 last Thursday...
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    The weakest link

    What users do you think should get banned in order to let this forum grow? I lurked on theColi for a few weeks and I realised it was great. It was a genuinely interesting forum with users who'd contribute properly and so I realised why Somali forums always go to hell. We need to get rid of...
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    I thought I'd never see the day

    Where Somali forums had massive impacts on real life. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8097281/Community-leader-confirmed-Ilhan-Omar-married-brother-living-fear.html Some fucking weirdo in a wheel chair snitched on her and said he was facing threats on YouTube... From fucking Mama...
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